SUBTITLE AND EDITED BY JAVANI
Step this way, get your tickets now!
Step this way! See the most wondrous sites imaginable,
all from the four corners of the earth Have the delight to thrill and to mystify!
Walk through these gates and into a world of wonder!
She is here, ladies and gents. Live and in person,
the gun slingin', sharp shootin' Annie Pie of the Wild West.
He has traveled the world and ! dazzled crowned princes of Europe
He will amaze, he will astound! The Great and Powerful Oz!
I always knew that I was destined for show business
And now look at me, a magician's assistant.
To think an hour ago I was just selling oil cakes on the midway.
Yes. Well, opportunity comes when you least expect it, my dear.
- Wow. What a get up! - You won't need this.
You are playing the simple country girl.
A gift, in honor of your debut.
This belonged to my grandmother,
Was czarina, from Irkutsk.
- Serena from Irkutsk. A decorated war hero. - Your grandmother?
Yes, she was killed in battle. Poor thing.
- Which battle? - Which battle?
There were so many.
You've heard of the battle of Kerplach?
- No. - No? Good. That's where she died.
And this music box was the only thing to survive.
But I know that Grammy would want you to have it.
Professor...
Frank, the sock is on door! We're rehearsing!
How many times do I have to tell you to knock?
Knock!
I knocked.
- What is it? - Showtime.
Why didn't you say something?!
Only a half a house.
Here's the take.
Pitiful.
Alright, here's your cut.
For you, the applause will be approbation enough.
Well, how do you think I feel?
Man of my talents, I should be playing the Orpheum Circuit
instead of some dusty Podunk!
My second hand jacket falling apart at the seams!
- You're gonna have to patch this again. - What, again?
Yeah.
Let's go.
- Hat. - Hat.
You're the new girl, huh?
- Yes. - Good. We needed a new one,
the last one left us. Poor thing, suffered from a broken heart...
Attack. Heart attack.
But she's resting comfortably now in Abilene, expected to make a full recovery.
Perhaps you'd like to join her.
- Now, remember, when I ask for a volunteer... - I raise my hand!
You are over qualified for this job, my dear.
Let's go and make some magic.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this show has already begun.
There are still a few seats left. Don't miss your chance to see Oz the Great and Powerful!
Journey with me now across those deserts to the mystical lands of the
Arabian Peninsula!
For five thousand years, the lonely spirit has been trapped.
But tonight we will attempt to free her.
I shall require a volunteer from the audience.
Anyone?
How about you, Madam?
Ah, yes!
Oh! Yes, I would like to volunteer.
How kind of you. Please.
Just remember what I told you.
A small country girl, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, you have nothing to fear
just so long as you believe.
For when you do believe, anything is possible.
You are growing sleepy,
you're eyelids become heavy. Sleep!
Come, Fernanda!
Allow yourself to merge with this woman before me!
Can you hear me, oh, Queen Fernanda?
Yes.
Then rise.
Rise!
I command you to rise!
Rise from your tomb! Rise as your spirit...
I see a wire!
You are mistaken, sir.
I am not! There is a wire!
There is a wire holding her up!
A wire, I see it too! It's right there!
Clear as day, can't you see it?
A wire!
What need have I of wires? Frank!
Frank!
Make me walk!
What's that?
Make me walk.
- Not know, kid. - Lets us leave the wonders...
But...but I believe in you.
Look, it's not much, but it's all that we have
Whatever you could do.
I...I would make you, it's just...it's just that...
Well, go on then! Make the girl walk.
Make the kid walk!
I would make her walk, of course,
but unfortunately there is a distemper in the ethers tonight.
Make the kid walk! You big phony!
You're a liar! You see! You see!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Thank you! Thank you! Oz the Great and Powerful
Why didn't you close the damn curtains sooner?
- I was dyin' out there! - There was nothing you could have done.
I didn't really think it was that bad.
Of course not! You're just a trained monkey!
You know, you shouldn't be so mean to me all the time, Professor.
- After all, I'm the only friend you got. - Friend?
You're not my friend, Frank. I don't need a friend.
What I need is someone who knows when to close damn curtain.
It's a woman.
Ah, finally some good news.
You want me to wind up a music box?
No.
Not for this one, Frank.
Hey, Annie.
Hello, Oscar
- You look lovely. - Thank you.
- What is this? - You know it is.
That was a wonderful show.
Oh, don't tell me you watched that debacle?
I don't why you didn't just that poor girl the truth.
What truth? That I'm a fake?
They would have had my head,
and worse, they would've demanded a refund.
Come on, have a seat.
I'll get you some tea.
It's been a long time,
- I haven't seen you since... - The last time you rolled into town?
It's not often enough, Oscar, seeing you once every few months
Well, it is a traveling circus.
How's everything on the farm? How's your Ma?
She didn't send me a pie this time,
I hope she's not mad. I meant to write
I need to tell you something, Oscar.
That's never a good start to a conversation.
John Gale asked me to marry him,
that's why I've come. Thought you should know.
Uh-huh. Well, I...think that's...that's wonderful, Annie.
I said I had to think about it.
Well, men love that answer.
I wondered what you thought I should do.
Um...you could do a lot worse that John Gale,
he's a good man.
So are you.
No, I'm not. I'm many things, but a good man is not one of them.
But you could be, if you wanted to.
Well, that's just it.
I don't want to.
See Kansas is full of good men,
church going men that get married and raise families,
men like John Gale.
Men like my father,
who spent his whole life cleaning the dirt,
just to die face down in it.
I don't want that, Annie.
I don't wanna be a good man, I wanna be great one.
. I wanna be Harry Houdini and
Thomas Edison all rolled into one.
I'm a man with the talents of these two.
That's all I ever wanted for you, you know?
Greatness.
Then you understand.
I do.
Do you?
Uh...Professor, you need to look outside.
No, Bud, please! It was his grandmother's!
I'm gonna rip him in half!
No, please! It was just his grandmother's music box, it meant nothing!
Oz!
I have to go.
Congratulations on the engagement.
Oscar.
I'll see you in my dreams.
I'm gonna rip your head off!
Zim-zala-bim!
Oz!
There he is! He's out here!
Don't hurt him.
I'm gonna crush you up!
Oz, where are you going?
I'll catch up with you in Milwaukee!
Half of that balloon is mine!
The other half is mine!
Now I got in!
So long, sucker!
Oz! Oz, you're gonna need these!
Throw it! Now!
Hat!
You're a dead man!
Farewell! Au revoir! Al vida zein!
Please! I don't wanna die!
I haven't accomplished anything yet!
Get me out of here and I'll do great things!
Please! Give me a chance!
I promise! I promise, I can change!
Thank you!
I can't swim!
Somebody help me!
Thank goodness!
I...I thought I was dead!
Unless you're an angel.
Am I in heaven?
Oh! There's still hope for me!
You won't regret this!
I saw you fall from the sky.
Oh. Yes. Uh...my balloon hit a uh...inverted thermo. I...I couldn't compensate it.
I'd get out of the water if I were you.
Oh, it's actually quite nice.
I'd be more concerned with the river fairies, their teeth are small, but very sharp.
Uh...river fairies? What's a river fairy?
Ow! Get off! Ah! Ow!
Spiteful little things, aren't they?
Where.....where am I exactly?
Where do you think you are?
I have no idea.
It's like no place I've ever seen.
- You're in Oz. - Oz?
My last name is Oz.
Oz? That's my name. Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambrose Diggs.
But everyone calls me Oz.
I knew it! Oh,
the King's prophecy was true.
He said that a great wizard bearing the name of our land would
descend from the heavens
and save us all,
and here you are.
Here to claim your throne.
To claim a throne?
You mean, like a king's throne?
Yes, because you will become our king.
Your King?
Like in a palace with a crown and a scepter?
Yes, a beautiful scepter and a grand palace.
And you will save all the people.
Is that a gold scepter?
Yes.
Yes. There's more gold than you could ever imagine.
And Oz will now be what it once was.
Because you are the wizard, aren't you?
Yes. I am the wizard.
- What...what was that? - The Wicked Witch's minions
- They've been sent here to kill you. - Me?
A wicked witch?
You better hurry, or your reign will be over before it's begun!
In there! Give me you leg!
Perhaps the Wicked Witch is sending them back.
I don't think I like witches.
What?
I.....I too am a witch.
I'm Theodora the Good
- You're not a witch. - Of course I am.
Where are all your warts? Where's your broom?
What would I do with a broom?
Fly.
With a broom?
Never mind.
- Are you afraid? - Yes.
Did something might happen to you.
So, this Wicked Witch, just how wicked is she?
She's as wicked as they come,
- she poisoned her own father. - Pretty wicked.
He was the king and wizard like you,
but she wanted the thrown all to herself
Poor man.
But my sister chased her away from The Emerald City.
I can't wait for her to meet you.
She was starting to doubt you'd ever come, but now she'll see,
and you're going to fix everything.
You know what I think we need?
A little music.
- Is that magic? - In a way.
It's music box.
You've never seen one?
Well this belonged to my grandmother,
Serena from Irkutsk.
Go on, I want you to have it.
No one's ever given me anything just because they wanted to.
Pretty girl like you?
A visage of Helen of Troy no less
I'm sure you have dozens of admirers
You don't know much about witches, do you?
Maybe not, but I'm told I'm a fast learner.
May I have this dance, my lady?
Now you're gonna tell me no ones ever asked you to dance before.
No one ever has.
Then it's high time that you learned.
Now you put you hand here.
And your other hand here.
- Nice, isn't it? - Yes.
I've cried for so long. I live a lonely life,
then you showed up.
Not only are you the wizard,
but you're the person I belong with.
Well, we sure get along, and uh...
- And... - And?
And, like you said, we belong together.
Oh, I was hoping you would say that.
Help me!
Somebody save me!
That poor little creature.
Wizard, we must save him.
Help me! Please! Save me! Somebody help me! Oh, no, no!
Allow the wizard.
Help me! Come on! Somebody help me!
Of course I'll save this little talking
monkey in a bellhop's uniform.
You! Mister, please hurry up
Do you have anything sharp, like a knife or something?
How about your teeth?
What kind of teeth you got?
- Calm down. - Come on, hurry!
- It's gonna be alright. - You gotta get me out of these vines!
I'm gonna die!
- It's gonna eat me! - Don't worry.
Hurry! The vines aren't gonna eat you.
Not the vine! The lion!
The lion?
We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Eat him first! Eat him first!
Zim-zala-bim! Gone, coward!
Fear my greatness.
You were wonderful, Wizard.
Wizard?
You mean the prophecy was true?
Indeed.
Alright. Well, saved the day.
It was nothing, just a little prestidigitalic display. Oh.
- Show me to the palace. - Yes.
Good day, sir.
Well, wait! Please!
Please wait, sir.
My name is Finley.
My master's home was ransacked by the Wicked Witch's baboons
and I've been hiding in these woods ever since.
But now you've saved my life, oh Wizard.
- So I hereby swear a life debt to you. - No need.
From this moment on, I shall be your loyal and faithful servant,
until death.
Well, he is cute.
Alright, you're hired.
Wonderful!
Let's shake on it.
My bag, monkey.
Surely.
You must travel light.
I got it.
You two run along.
The Emerald City.
Just down this hill, along the Yellow Brick Road.
It'll all be yours now.
It's a good thing green is my favorite color.
Oh, you are gonna make the best king that Oz has ever known.
Thank you.
And I would be so proud to be your queen.
My queen?
We'll spend a lifetime together,
but right now there's thousands of people in Oz waiting to witness your miracles.
Thousands?
It's a big show.
What now, Wizard?
Monkey, tell me again about that life debt.
I devote my life to you.
Whatever you wish, whatever you want,
it is my sworn duty to deliver frequently till the end of my days.
- And there's no getting out of it? - None, sir. It is irrevocable.
It is irrevocable.
Good, cause I'm not the Wizard.
Oh, sir. You're sense of humor is as boundless as it is wondrous.
- You remind me..... - Monkey ..
I'm not the Wizard.
Well, you could have told me before I sealed the life debt.
It's too late.
You gotta come clean to that innocent young girl.
I'll deal with her later.
As my new assistant, all you need to know are the three ups.
Sharp, keep up, shut up
What's the third up?
Right.
Right. Now listen,
I'm depending on you.
We need to convince the people of Oz that they found their Wizard.
Hello, Knuck.
Theodora, we've been expecting you
I shall blow a fanfare.
No, no!
Not yet.
This is the Wizard.
How do you do, sir?
This is the Wizard?!
Is there a problem?
Yeah.
All hail the Wizard.
The mighties of mighties.
The greatest, most powerful,
and most genuine of real and true wizards.
Thank you.
A wizard above scrutiny,
with no covert agenda or
subsersive intention whatsoever.
A wizard of the highest moral rectitude.
He's just a real good solid wizard, everyone.
The Wizard, here he is!
How'd I do?
Hello? Oz! Can I get in the carriage?
Can I please get in the carriage?
- I shall blow a fanfare. - Not now.
Is that it?
Is that my throne?
Do you like it?
I do so hope you like it,
because I've been personally watching over it, awaiting your arrival.
Oh, much obliged.
Oh, praise be. You are here at last,
and the prophecy shall be fulfilled.
Oh, this is a glorious day for us all.
And may I add, you're as
handsome a king as we've ever had.
Flatterer.
Who is this fetching woman?
This is my sister.
I'm Evanora, the royal adviser.
I have been protecting The Emerald City whilst we awaited your arrival.
I'm here to serve you, as I served the king before you.
Well, I look forward to being served.
Sister, I like him already.
Ah, my scepter.
So he sat.
Oh, yes. Go on then, have a seat. How does it feel?
Fits like a glove.
Thank goodness. Knuck will show you to your chambers and then we can
We can chat more later.
Can't wait.
Monkey, my bag.
Yes, Wizard. Right away, great and powerful one.
Thank you, sour puss.
My name is Knuck!
Isn't he wonderful?
Didn't I say he would come.
You dare escort that oaf in here and
and allow climb on the hallowed throne.
And why not.
- He is The Wizard. - The Wizard!
Or so he says.
I mean, did it not occur to you that he might be an impostor
in league with The Wicked Witch and sent here to kill us?
Wicked Witch? Don't be ridiculous
Oh, I'm not the one who's underestimating her cleverness.
Or maybe it is you I'm underestimating.
Have you finally joined her side, sister?
I am on no ones side, you know that.
I simply want peace,
that's all I ever wanted and The Wizard can do that. He's a good man.
Oh, what do you know about goodness? Deep down you are wicked.
I am not wicked!
That temper really is wasted on you.
Do you honestly think that I could conspire against you with her?
You are my sister and I love you.
You're right.
But I do need proof that he is who he claims to be.
But he has already proven himself.
Not to me he hasn't.
- Thank you for the tour. - It's my job.
- Giving tours? - Taking care of the king.
Of course.
And on that note I was thinking it might be nice to have a royal feast,
a grand roast....
My sister has been telling me that your magic is really quite powerful.
Really?
Yes, uh.....babbling to the minds of all who witness it.
- Oh, I do wish I could see it for myself. - Yes.
Why not show me now?
- Now? - Yeah.
All things in good time,
and in good time for all things.
So wise, so true.
Well, umm.....there is one last room that I would like you to see.
The Royal Treasure of Oz.
It belongs to whoever is king.
It's alright, Wizard. Go and enjoy your riches.
It's mine.
Oh, no more second hand goods for you, baby.
Nothing but silk and satins!
Ali Baba!
Oh, and one of these things.
What is this?
A chalice.
I've always wanted a chalice,
now I've got one.
Well, um.....not quite yet.
You see, you only become the king after you defeat The Wicked Witch,
that's the prophecy.
- And since you haven't done that yet, you're not. - I'm not actually the king.
Not yet, no.
You still have to get rid of The Wicked Witch.
Right.
- And killing her won't be easy. - No, I don't suppose it will be.
Wait a minute.
No one said anything about killing anybody.
Oh. Well, if you're not interested in being king, that's alright with me.
We can just forget about the whole thing, the gold and the...the rubies, the chalice...
I'm interested!
I...I'm just not too keen on killing a lady.
She's not a lady!
She's a wicked witch, and your magic is the only thing strong enough to destroy her.
All you have to do is journey to the
Dark Forest and destroy her wand.
- Her wand? - Yes, it's the source of all her power.
Without it she dies.
I haven't even said goodbye to Theodora. She will be upset.
I will talk to her in the morning. I will tell her how much you love her, how much you...
No!
No, don't say anything.
I will say whatever it is you want me to say,
but are you going to save us all or not?
I'm your wizard.
You're really gonna do this?
How hard could it be to kill a wicked witch?
Hard! Really hard!
It's very very hard to kill a wicked witch.
And what about that poor girl back there? I think she really liked you.
She'll get over me, they always do.
She's a pretty young witch, they'll be plenty of wizards knocking at her door.
Oh, every lie you tell gets us one step closer to
The Emerald City dungeon.
Then don't think of them as lies.
Think of them as stepping stones on the road to greatness.
I got it! We'll turn around and go back.
You'll come clean, you apologize
for lying about being a wizard and for lying to that poor girl, okay?
You gotta really seem contrite, you gotta sell it.
Maybe you could even cry. Can you cry?
I could cut up an onion.
We're not going back.
We're gonna find this wicked witch, steal her wand.
I'll get that big pile of gold and you can have a nice pile of bananas, alright?
Bananas?
Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right?
That is a vicious stereotype.
- You don't like bananas? - Of course I love bananas!
I'm a monkey, don't be ridiculous. I just don't like you saying it.
How about this? We offer to
wash all the windows in The Emerald City for an entire year?
They'd have to forgive us.
Or we could give them a little help with their infrastructure. I noticed some..
That looks bad.
We're not going down there.
Someone might need our help.
Not that you'd care.
Get back here!
You get back here!
We've gotta get The Wicked Witch. What are we doing over here?
What happened here?
Hello?
Hey there.
You alright?
Don't worry, we're not gonna hurt you.
- This is Finley. - Hi.
My name is Oz.
Are you.....
are you The Wizard?
- You've heard of me? - Everyone has
Good. Then you know there's nothing to be afraid of.
Just come on out of there
But I can't.
Oh, alright. Hold on.
Let's get this off you.
Oh, no!
I'll never get back together.
Don't worry, I think I have something.
Give me that bag.
I, uhh.....packed something. There it is!
- What is that? - Magic in a bottle.
Magic?
Let's give it a try.
Alright.
Just give it a little dab. Like so.
Okay, it should work.
There we go. Ta-dah!
No!
They're coming back!
It's okay.
They're gone.
The Wicked Witch sent them.
Why?
Last night,
the whole town was celebrating out in the streets,
because we'd heard that you'd finally arrived.
Me?
Everyone was so happy.
But then ...
...but then those things flew in,
and then...and then they...
Last piece.
Would you like to try to stand?
There. Alright. There you go. Easy.
I'm gonna let you go.
Okay. Now walk to me.
- I don't think I can. - I think you can.
Come on.
Alright!
You did it!
Thank you.
The Dark Forest. Alright, this is it.
Just head on down that way for about two, three hours, you'll hit The Emerald City.
Tell 'em I sent you, they'll take care of you.
Nice meeting you.
But ...
But...I wanna go with you
What?
On a witch hunt?
No, you're just a little girl.
I'm not as delicate as I look!
That didn't hurt.
I'm coming with you!
Listen, we have one rule in show business,
never work with kids or animals
I'm already workin' with this thing.
Relax.
That answer's no.
Don't do that.
You're fine.
You're gonna leave me alone.
Look, you're.....you're fine.
On a road in the middle of nowhere.
All you have to do is take the Yellow Brick Road, you'll get there.
What to do now crying?
She's crying again. What do I have to do?
- Oh, no. Off! Come on! Off. - Off with there! Please let me go!
- I promise I won't bother you! - No dolls on the witch hunt!
- Please.. - Fine
Fine! Fine! You wanna come! Come! We'll all go, it'll be a big party.
Great! Let's go kill her ourselves a witch.
You'll die! You'll die!
Did those crows just say we're gonna die?
They did.
Wizard!
Come on.
I'm scared.
You think there are ghosts out here?
No, of course not.
Evil spirits maybe?
The undead. The undead?
Will you stop that?
Get off.
Something's got my tail. Something's got my tail.
Will you calm down?
No! What is it?
I wanna go home. I wanna go home.
Hat. Thanks.
Hate the Dark Forest. Hate the Dark Forest.
Oh, my gosh. That was close.
Where are we?
This must be the place.
So how are you gonna kill The Wicked Witch?
All I need to do is get her magic wand.
Once I destroy that, she's finished.
- Why don't you just use this? - It's got a knife!
Where did you get that?
I'm made of china, I gotta protect myself somehow.
Give me that.
- Honestly. - Honestly yourself.
Look.
That must be her!
- She put down the wand. - But how are we gonna get it?
Listen up, here's the plan.
Wicked Witch; the triangle. I'm the O.
Monkey, you're the X.
China Girl, you're the squiggly line.
I wanna be a heart. Can I be a heart?
fine. You're a.....you're a heart.
Okay. Now, heart stays here as
O makes its way overe here
X counters thusly.
Clear so far?
Bless you!
Good work. You just sneezed away the plan
- Sorry. - Never mind.
Just go over there and make some weird animal noise,
I'll grab the wand when she's not looking.
Get out of here!
Come on. Come on.
Oh, no!
A cow?
Come on! Come on! Hurry!
I got it!
Break it! Break it, Wizard! Break it!
Did you say Wizard?
Are you really the Wizard?
Um...it's a complicated question.
I mean, what is a wizard? I...
Yes. I'm the wizard.
Then there's hope.
What's going on?
Not sure. I sneezed the plan away.
I've waited so long to meet you.
- So we've never met? - Certainly not.
I'd remember a thing like that.
- And you've never been to Kansas? - Where is Kansas?
Is that where you're from?
Oh, my. You must have traveled very far to get to the land of Oz.
Yeah, I did.
I'm Glinda the Good, the Witch of the South.
I thought Evanora was the good witch.
Evanora is the true Wicked Witch.
Conniving and as cruel as they come.
She's fooled most everyone, including her own sister.
She made everyone believe that I poisoned my father,
but it was her.
Then she's the one who destroyed my village?
I'm so sorry, child.
Set your magic wand.
Here's your wand. Sorry I mooed.
And to think, you almost killed Glinda for a bit of gold.
A bit?
There are mountains of it, buddy.
Not that I was going to...
going to do it. I...I wasn't really going to break your wand.
Follow me.
Okay.
No! No! No! No! No!
It can not be .
I curse you, Glinda.
You should be dead, I'll see you dead yet
I curse you and your pretty little face.
Sister! Sister, the Wizard is missing.
I've looked everywhere, but he's gone.
What is it?
Where is the Wizard?
Where's the Wizard?
With Glinda.
Then it's happening.
Oh, sister, he's fulfiling the prophecy.
He'll bring her darkness to the light and peace to the land.
Yes, I'm...I'm certain that's what is happening.
It must be.
- Where did you get that? - This?
This? Oh, it was a gift from him.
He...he came to my chambers last night.
Oh, how we danced,
for hours it seemed.
Oh, I can still feel his body pressed against mine.
Oh, sister, you were right about him. He is the great wizard.
He must be to make me feel the way I feel.
Oh, no. Not you too, sister?
He said we would rule Oz together.
He said I would be his queen.
Did he?
Are you quite sure it wasn't you who said said it to him?
You fool.
Serves you right.
I want Glinda and that wizard torn to shreds.
Do not fail me a second time.
Fly.
On the day my father died we lost a kind and noble leader,
and a dark shadow was cast across this land.
I've had to stand alone against Evanora
and watch as
towns were destroyed, children were orphaned and my heart's broken.
I've been unable to protect the good people of Oz by myself.
With only a faith in my father's prophecy, I've waited
for you,
great wizard from Kansas, to come and set things right.
Oh, so that's the prophecy.
Um...you see when I uh...agreed to be king,
I didn't realize how complicated all of this was.
She knows.
What?
Evanora knows you know the truth. Now look.
What do we do?
- Wizard, now's the time. - The Time?
Use your magic.
Oh, my magic. Yes!
I think we should run!
- Run? - Yeah.
You heard the Wizard, run!
- Let's get out of here! - Let's go!
They're gaining on us.
What are you doing?
- Is that gonna stop 'em? - I don't know.
Nice work, we lost 'em.
- That was close. - Yeah.
Wait, I hear something.
They're gonna kill us!
Look out.
Monkey?
Little China Girl?
Wizard, I'm over here.
Help! Catch me, please.
Got ya.
- You alright? - Yes.
I'm okay too.
Great, stupid fog!
Is this your big idea on how to save us?
Well, it was the best I could do under the circumstances.
Get this!
Get me and don't let go.
Don't let go! Monkey, grab her.
Hold my tail.
Ow! Not so hard.
They're getting closer.
- What do we do? - What to do?
Just do what I do.
Unless you've got something?
Uh...no, you go.
What are you doing?
Wanda!
- Where are you going? - She said do what she did
Just cause she jumped off the cliff you're gonna jump off the cliff?
I have wings.
What about me?
It's going' kinda fast, huh?
Hey, is that a wall?
Of sorts. It repels our enemies and protects us from harm.
But we're headed straight for it.
Yes, we are.
And going very fast.
How do you uh...?
Does this thing have any breaks?
I'm going too fast. I'm gonna die.
You needn't worry, Wizard. It's a magic wall.
and all good hearted souls get to pass through.
I'm gonna die!
Wanda!
It's beautiful.
It's the Wizard. Finally he's here.
We've waited a long time for you, Wizard
All hail the great and powerful Oz
Thank you! Well,
you're a wonderful crowd.
You put the merry back in the merry land of Oz.
- What a beautiful doll. - Thank you.
Would you like to play with us?
I am not a toy! I am not a toy! OZ, Oz.
Hello!
What, no fireworks?
- What are fireworks? - Remind me to show you sometime.
Glenda, I didn't know he like these or these?
They're both so beautiful, that I could'nt possibly decide.
We need your help, Wizard.
Please save us.
You know, I should tell you...
I might not actually be a wizard.
Yes, I know.
Well, at least not any kind of wizard . we were expecting.
- You could tell? - Yes.
Yes. I can also tell you're weak, selfish, slightly egotistical.
and a fibber.
I see.
Anything you don't know about me?
Whether or not you'll save my people.
- Uh...no. I just told you, I'm not the wizard. - But they don't know that.
If you can make them believe, then you're wizard enough.
These are desperate times after all.
Can you make them believe?
Will I.....still get that gold? Yeah
Good people of Oz. Yes.
You're wizard is here!
What's the matter, sister?
Look at how happy they are.
Do you think she'll be his queen?
Well, of course she'll be his queen.
What did you expect?
Can't compete with Glinda's charms.
No one can.
Sister, It hurts.
Such is a broken heart,
you're precious wizard did that to you.
Make it stop.
Would you like me to?
One bite is all it takes.
One bite, and your world will change forever.
one bite and you're heart will become impenetrable.
One bite, and you and I will finally share the throne.
Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there.
You're the wicked one! Not Glinda.
Sister, You lied to me!
It's nice, isn't it?
How clear everything becomes.
What is happening to me?
It's just your heart withering away.
Fear not, Theodora.
Soon you will feel nothing at all, except beautiful....
wickedness.
Sister?
Oh, sister, you're hideous
I can cast a simple enchantment and have you looking just the way you were before.
No!
This is who I am now.
I want him to see me like this.
I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way.
Oh, dear.
It's imperative that you behave like the great leader that they think you are.
Moral is essential if we have any hope if defeating Evanora.
And I assume you have a plan?
No.
You have a plan.
You're going to lead us into battle and take back the throne.
And do we have an army to help do this?
Of sorts.
The Quadling, your highness.
You're soldiers?
No, sir. Farmers mostly.
Farmers?
- But you can fight? - No, sir. Many of us can hoe.
Oh, you can hoe.
And I can work with iron. Well, that's good.
- I bake bread. - Yummy.
- I can sew. - Not so helpful.
I can make a scarecrow
Ah. Well, that'll come in handy.
It might.
And these are the Tinkers.
Are you kidding me?
We're tougher than we look, Wizard.
What they lack in stamina the Tinkers make up for in ingenuity,
they can build anything.
And I tell you what else.
We can build anything.
Yeah, I.I got it.
And we're prepared to storm The Emerald City.
If you don't keel over on the way there.
And Finally, the Munchkins.
Please tell me you gentlemen can fight.
No, but we make pretty clothes.
Also we sing.
Ah, no. That won't be necessary.
I like it, I think it's cute. I hope you like it.
Alright, enough!
Alright, that's enough!
Munchkins, stop!
They do make beautiful clothes.
- Alright. Now, listen, Wanda. - Glinda.
Guys, um...take five.
Glinda, these are all very lovely people.
But do you honestly believe that they can kill a wicked witch
and an army of flying baboons?
- I don't expect them to kill anyone. - What do you mean?
I mean the good people of Oz are forbidden to kill.
Forbidden to...
You want me to lead an army that can't kill?
If this was easy we wouldn't need a wizard, would we?
- Something's wrong! - Look!
What is that?
The Wicked Witch isn't powerful enough to get through the wall.
It looks like she's managing.
Not by herself she isn't.
What does that mean? Is someone helping her?
Everyone, take cover. Run, quickly.
Take cover.
Take the children to safety. Run.
There's so much good here,
it sickens me.
Still think your wizard can save you, from the likes of me?
It can save you from me?
Speak up or I will tear out your tongue.
Who's that?
Don't you recognize me, Wizard?
Have I changed so much?
Theodora?
May I have this dance?
I get it. You're a little upset.
Theodora, stop. You're hurting him.
Theodora, what happened to you?
You happened to me.
This isn't you, it's your sister.
She's worked her magic on you.
I'd hoped you'd be able to see through her.
Oh, Glinda. So naive,
just like your father.
That's why it was so easy for my sister to kill him.
She only killed a man, not what he believed in.
Be gone, witch! Before the wizard makes mush of you!.
Oh, how sweet.
You all believe in him.
Well, so did I once.
And as for you,
my pretty one.
When I return with my sister and her army,
the Yellow Brick Road will be red with the blood of every Tinker, farmer and Munchkin in your kingdom.
You underestimate us, Theodora.
We are a strong and united people,
now the wizard is here to lead us.
And as for your wizard,
he will be the first to die.
And you will all see that he's nothing,
but a deceitful, selfish and extremely mortal man.
Give me that.
It was a broom that you wanted, wasn't it, Wizard?
It's alright. It's alright!
She's gone now!
Don't be frightened!
Now that the wizard is with us.
Wizard?
Leaving?
Leaving? But you promised to help us.
Yeah, well, that was before I knew what we were up against.
An army, and yet another wicked witch?
This one bent on destroying everyone, especially me.
We can defeat them. There must be something,
something we haven't thought of,
something that we're not seeing, something we're just on the verge of!
Glinda, you need a real wizard! Better yet, a general.
But you're all I have.
So you're not the wizard I was expecting.
So you don't have the powers I thought you'd have.
But you're here, there must be a reason.
Maybe you're capable of more than you know.
Glinda, I wish I had the answer.
But I'm just a con man,
I'm a carnival magician.
I'm just not the man you want me to be.
Someone needs to tuck me in.
Yes, of course.
- Allow me. - My papa used to do it.
I see.
Perhaps you'd prefer the wizard then?
Yes, please.
All right.
- In you go. - There you are.
Just a moment.
Bring forth the covers now.
Yes, ma'am.
Comfy?
- Alright, good night. - Do you grant wishes?
- Do I what? - Grant wishes?
The real wizard could grant wishes.
People would travel to The Emerald City and ask him for things,
and if they were good and noble wishes, he would grant them.
- Is that right? - Do you know what I'd wish for?
- Mmm, pretty dress? - To have my family back.
I know. I'm sorry, I can't grant wishes
I'm not that kind of wizard.
That's what I thought.
You see where I come from, there aren't any real wizards.
Although, there is one,
Thomas Alva Edison,
The Wizard of Menlo Park.
A truly great man.
Did he grant wishes?
No. But he looks into the future and make it real.
He created the electric light, the phonograph,
he created a camera that could take moving pictures.
- Pictures that move? - Yeah.
Can you imagine? And all he had was a little bit of wire and some glass.
With almost nothing he made the impossible real.
Is that the kind of wizard you are?
It's the kind of wizard I'd like to be.
But you are that kind.
I can tell.
I'd rather you grant wishes,
but that's a good wizard too.
Good night, Wizard.
Glinda, I've got it.
What have you got?
I got a way out of this mess.
- What is it? - A battle plan.
It's all in there.
Illusion, misdirects, slight of hand.
Look, I know I'm not the wizard that you were expecting,
but I might just be the wizard that you need.
- You said you were just a con man. - Precisely.
- Nothing but a trickster? - Yes.
- A terrible cheat? - The best there is.
Carnival magician's going to put on a show.
I'll put on a show of a lifetime,
the likes of which the land of Oz has never seen.
Magic, mystery, prestidigitation.
It'll be my greatest trick yet.
- Tinkers, gather round. - Quickly now.
This is what you're gonna build.
Where I come from, this is called a praxinoscope.
Although I've made a few modifications.
It allows you to project an image into space.
Impossible.
Nothing's impossible, if you put your mind to it.
Bully. Bully.
These three roads all lead to The Emerald City.
To the East are the deadly Poppy Fields,
you'll have to steer clear of them.
Why's that?
One good whiff, and it's everlasting sleep.
And we're not exactly a terrifying army when we're awake.
Alright, we'll steer clear.
Of maybe not.
In carnival business, glass is always good,
gives the audience a little wow.
You gentlemen will be combining sulfur rock
nitrate of potash and charcoal to create what is commonly known as black powder.
We need two hundred mails paid delivered to the main road by noon.
Good.
My very own Winkie guards,
soon you will be facing Glinda and her army of weaklings.
And when they see our towering might,
- they will run and flee for the woods. - No!
No! We shall not let them flee.
We shall show them no mercy.
I've added an adjustable lens to your design, along with a few other things.
Have a look.
Yes. Edison himself would be proud.
Now, there's something else I need you to do.
- But, I'd rather you just keep it between us - Yes.
Do you know how to build a hot air balloon?
This is all very impressive,
but you still haven't told me how you plan to get this thing into The Emerald City.
Relax.
I know someone.
What do you mean you know someone?
Hello, Wizard.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't old sour puss.
Hm! My name is Knuck.
Now you two be nice to each other.
Let's move it, Wizard.
- Can you give me a break? - I'll break your nose.
I guess I'm up.
Time to do what I do, right?
Cue the con man.
Would you stop?
A con man couldn't have done all this, You're much more than taht.
Well, then it looks like I've got you fooled too.
The only person you
got fooled is yourself.
For protection.
Not that you need it.
Great people of Oz,
today we fight to free the land from the villainy of the Wicked Witches.
We are few,
but we are mighty.
Quadlings!
Tinkers!
Munchkins!
face great odds,
but we are armed with our courage,
... and our hard work!
and most of all,
our faith in one another.
We have nothing to fear
as long as we believe.
For when we do believe,
anything is possible.
Onwards.
Halt!
Good day there, fellow Winkie guardsman.
What is your business here?
Supplies for battle.
We bring supplies for battle.
I was told of no such delivery.
Where are your papers of transit?
Do you not recognize me?
I'm Knuck, the city herald.
Sir, I'm just trying to do my.....
What I meant was.....
Let them pass!
Let them pass.
What's this?
They dare march on us.
- Tear them apart! - Fly!
It's a trick.
Retreat! Retreat!
Curse you.
Ooh, it's not over yet.
The fog is lifting.
Quadlings, fall back.
Into the woods.
Watch out!
Away with her.
Herald. Great Wizard.
Who's this?
They must be the city underground.
Unload the carriage.
Yes Sir! To the rear. Let's go.
You two, get the trolley.
Everything is ready.
- All we need now is you. - Yeah, come on.
- I just have to do one thing first. - There's no time.
- Put this carriage in position. - Yes, sir. Hurry
I told Glinda you'd do this,
she said I was wrong about you.
- I guess I wasn't. - What are you talking about?
I'm talking about that thing the Tinker built, the balloon.
What balloon?
It's my time.
That's my cue. Alright, you guys. Just remember, stick to the plan.
Stick to the plan?
The plan was you. We're supposed to stick to you.
You guys will do great.
So long.
Come back. We can't do it alone.
- Wizard. - Wizard, I don't know what to do.
Citizens of Emerald City,
witness what happens when you defy me.
Release her.
Glinda outdid herself, I'll admit.
She's the real witch.
Leave her alone. We know the truth. You poisoned the King.
Get them back to control.
The citizens of Emerald City will not tolerate it. We will not.
Silence. Silence.
Ooh, what should I do now?
I'd get your sister and fly out of here.
Really?
While you still can.
Well, I think I'm going to do something quite different.
And I'm going to do it, ooh, very, very, slowly.
Because I just can't take light off that pretty, pretty face.
Ooh, I'm going to wipe out your light
until there is nothing left but my darkness.
I have been waiting for this for a long time.
Oh, no.
He said it was going to be his greatest trick yet.
Did he tell you the trick was on us?
How predictable.
I knew that buffoon couldn't be the Wizard.
Out of my way!
Give up, Glinda.
Why do you continue to resist?
Because I believe in the Wizard.
So did I once. Behold.
Look! Your wizard.
Where's he going?
- He's abandoning us. - How could he?
No!
Oh. Well not so great and powerful after all.
Hey, Hello monkey.
Oz. I thought you were dead.
Ssh. You cried pretty hard. Is that for me?
Oh, no. Some of the smoke got in my eyes.
Oh, okay. Right
Wow. You fooled everybody.
That was your greatest trick yet.
That was just the opening act.
Let this be the final word.
Your prophecy is dead,
like the king who spoke it and the
Wizard who tried to fulfill it.
All dead.
It's show time.
And they will be joined in death by Glinda,
the Good.
Farewell.
Say hello to your daddy for me.
The dreams of the people live on.
Aaah! Fear me not, good people of Oz,
fear me not.
For it is I,
the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz!
More tricks.
How dare you defy us.
Dare?
How dare you, wicked sisters?
No one defies Oz.
Guards, destroy him.
Forward. Attack.
Guards. Come back here this instance.
You thought you could kill me?
Me?
Thanks to you, I've shed my mortal shell
and taken my true exterior form.
I'm now more powerful than ever,
I'm invincible!
You still doubt me?
I defy you.
Beautifully done, sister.
Thank you.
Hurry! You're taking too much time.
Hold.
They think they're winning.
Turn it back on.
What? Turn it back on.
Oh, we got a loose wire.
A screw is stuck.
Hold on. Use this.
Got it. Great.
This can't be.
Aah! You cannot defeat me.
I'm immortal.
I'm the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz.
Now witness and observe as I unleash the star.
Behold.
So these are the fireworks.
He is the Wizard.
We got Evanora. She's on the run.
Alright. We got one.
-Comes back here, you coward. -Glinda.
It's you?
And you said I was the weak one.
I may not be able to kill you,
but I can kill the one you love.
- Higher. - I'm trying.
Fire!
Be gone, Wicked Witch. Be gone
I hate you.
Be gone forever more.
The witch is gone.The witch is gone.
Bully. Bully.
- I knew we could do it. - Right.
Theodora, I know your wickedness is not your doing.
And should you ever again find the goodness within you,
you are welcome to return.
Never!
Not so fast.
You and I aren't finished yet.
You have the throne, Glinda.
What more could you want?
You can't give me that.
You took what mattered most to me,
my father.
I'll never again feel the comfort of his kindness.
But I'll settle for the freedom of his people.
Of course, Glinda. I think at the very least they deserve that.
What's the matter, Glinda?
Out of bubbles?
Don't need them.
Bubbles are just for show.
What have you done?
Look what you've done to me.
Now everyone will see you as you truly are.
In the name of my father,
I banish you from The Emerald City,
never to return.
Good people of Oz,
I have here a message from the great Wizard himself.
With little more than pluck and belief,
we made the impossible happen.
As your wizard,
I hereby decree the land of Oz will forever be free.
Okay.
Close the curtains, please.
I'm trying.
Alright! Let's give it a try!
Is it on?
This thing working?
It's wonderful.
Well,
if it isn't the most beautiful witch in all of Oz.
Hi, Glinda.
Hello, Wizard.
Well done, Tinker.
Your machine worked beautifully.
That's just workmanship.
What you displayed was real courage.
Your father would have been more than proud.
He would have marveled at the woman you've become.
Zim-zala-bim! Excellent work, everyone.
Now we're ready. In case anyone wants to speak with the Wizard.
Now remember, Oscar Diggs died
so that the Wizard of Oz could live.
When those witches come back,
and they will come back, we're going to need everyone to believe.
You're secret is safe with us.
Good.
Now it's time for some gifts.
Gifts!
Knuck, not now.
What kind of gifts?
Well, you know I can't grant wishes,
so this will have to do.
First, the Master Tinker;
to the man who can make anything, my lucky...
Uh...thingamajic.
May it assist you in the reconstruction of The Emerald City.
I will cherish this forever.
Thank you for your faith in me.
And now, the Sour Puss.
My name is Knuck.
Sour Puss, I grant you something you are in need of most.
Something that where I come from can turn the saddest day into a happy one.
I don't want that.
- It is yours. - Take it back.
I cannot.
Knuck, you look nice with a smile.
You do look nice.
Thank you.
Finley, you stood by my side
when any monkey in his right mind would have flown away.
To you I give something that I've never given to anyone.
My friendship.
Now you're my partner.
You're my friend.
That's all I ever really wanted.
My turn! My turn!
Come here.
I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all.
All I can offer you is this.
It's us.
I know it's not the family that you had in mind.
It's perfect!
Thank you.
I wonder what you're gonna get.
Oh, I don't need anything, child.
You better have something for Glinda.
But of course.
I've saved the best for last.
For you, a sight envied
by all and seen by none.
You'll be astounded by what you find behind the curtain.
Oh, my. It's very tight in here.
It's nice, isn't it?
- I know what you're up to, Wizard. - What?
What? I'm just giving you a tour.
And I want to thank you,
for opening my eyes
And what do you see?
That I have everything I ever wanted.
For the record, I know you had it in you all along.
Greatness?
No, better than that. Goodness
Now, Knuck.
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Now, Knock.
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I hope you all enjoyed the movie.